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Sassy Plant Marker Bundle | Pick 3 Save 10

Bundle 3 or more plant markers to save 10% on your order! Pick three of the same or try them all — any combination works!

Once you’ve selected three or more items, click the “Add to Cart” button below to continue.

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  • My Next Victim

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  • I'm Not Dead Yet

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  • I Will Survive

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  • Well, I Tried

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  • Plants. Because People Suck.

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Description

Description

The perfect gardening items do exist — and they’re 10% off when you bundle three or more! Use our plant marker bundle to stock up on hilarious gifts or supply each of your plants with a personalized message. (I have a few “I’m Not Dead Yet” signs myself!)

Bring a little humor (and honesty) to your plants with sassy plant markers. These markers are laser engraved by our friend Magen at North to South Designs.

The markers are 5.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide with a sharp point at the bottom. Ideal for indoor potted plants.

Made from Russian birch plywood and nothing else — no plastic, inks, or chemical dyes. Okay for organic and chemical-free gardening!

Why Bundle?

Organic and eco-friendly items tend to be more expensive than their counterparts, making them inaccessible for many customers. These bundles are our way of making our products more affordable without running ourselves out of business!

Why Build Your Own Plant Marker Bundle on Emeraldology?

Emeraldology is the study of everyday actions that contribute to a healthier planet. We believe supporting small businesses with sustainable practices (like our friends at A Wild Soap Bar) is a crucial part of creating a better future for life on Earth.

After receiving your order, Sam will get right to work processing it. Then, he will send you a personal email when your goods are on their way.

Although Amazon’s rush shipping is convenient, it is terribly inefficient and hard on the environment. We hope our customers willing to wait an extra day or two for us to ship orders in a full truck that is stopping by your mailbox anyway.

So far, we’ve been correct!

Additional Info

Additional information

I Wet My Plants

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

I Don't Do Weeds, My Next Victim, Well, I Tried, I'm Not Dead Yet, Plants. Because People Suck, I Will Survive, I Wet My Plants

My Next Victim

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

My Next Victim

I'm Not Dead Yet

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

I'm Not Dead Yet

I Will Survive

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

I Will Survive

Well, I Tried

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

Well, I Tried

I Don't Do Weeds

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

I Don't Do Weeds

Plants. Because People Suck.

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in
Phrase

Plants. Because People Suck

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