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Engraved Sassy Plant Markers | Garden Gift


Add a touch of humor (and honesty) to your garden and potted plants with sassy engraved plant markers. “Made with love and laser beams” by Magen at North to South Designs.

See more in the description below. Use our Plant Marker Bundle to save 10% on three or more plant markers!

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The perfect gardening item does exist! These sassy plant markers are excellent gifts for green thumbs, and even better gifts for not-so-green thumbs!

Bring a little humor (and honesty) to your plants with sassy plant markers. These markers are laser engraved by our friend Magen at North to South Designs.

The markers are 5.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide with a sharp point at the bottom. Ideal for indoor potted plants.

Made from Russian birch plywood and nothing else — no plastic, inks, or chemical dyes. Okay for organic and chemical-free gardening!

Choose from 5 phrases:

  • I Don’t Do Weeds
  • My Next Victim
  • Well, I Tried
  • I’m Not Dead yet
  • Plants. Because People Suck

Additional Info

Additional information

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 × 3 × 1 in

I Don't Do Weeds, My Next Victim, Well, I Tried, I'm Not Dead Yet, Plants. Because People Suck, I Will Survive, I Wet My Plants

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